Look at me petting this overfed napping tiger. I'm a bad ass and a real beast in the sack.
Really buddy? I'm in a pen with THREE tigers and they're awake. Boo ya!
Brothers, please. This young tiger is inches away from my jugular and I'm laughing about it.
If this is the effect I have on baby tigers, imagine me with you. In bed. Wink.
I'm cuddling this baby lion like I will our future children. And you after sex. If you're into that.
I'm great with tigers and kids. I'm also in no way frightened by the proximity of this tiger's claws to my baby-maker.
Amateurs. Everyone knows that cheetahs are the real man's big cat of choice. Notice the fear in his eyes.
So what, I'm on OkCupid, but I'm still a man. Pay no attention to the other dudes with other tigers in the background. This shit is dangerous.
Where'd you dicks get pics with tigers, lions, and cheetahs? All I found was this stuffed female lion. Yes, that innuendo was intentional.
Fuck you guys. I don't need a penis to spoon this bitch.
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